i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed
my sister ate my pizza again
and this weird dude tried to talk to me
he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much
oH MY GOD
SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS
OH MY GOD
"we’re all human!"
yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity
"we all bleed red!"
yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets
"we should all be just nice to each other!"
yeah except you’re not holding up your end of the bargain